The Jaywalker over at Belgian Waffling has issued a challenge. The challenge is to write a post on a topic assigned to me by gmail. How to sculpt babies. See the relevance? Neither did Jaywalker and I must admit I’m struggling with it myself. But it did occur to me that responding to the challenge could be an excellent way to solve the ‘what bread to bake for Friday’ dilemma that has been plaguing me this morning.

The obvious answer. Yes. I said obvious and I meant it. The obvious answer is a nice milky French style roll dough with sculpted baby rolls. Not baby rolls in the small roll sense. Baby rolls in the sculpted into the shape of a baby sense. See? It’s obvious.

I think the babies are angry. Maybe they don’t want to be eaten? Or perhaps they would have preferred to be multigrain? We’ll never know.