Food Interview Part Two. The Bread Winner
Mar 18th, 2008 by Dani
Well the kids had their turn and wasn’t it illuminating? I thought I should give the Bread Winner a turn too. Maybe he’s more evolved than his offspring. Or maybe not…The Bread Winner. Answer in italics.
What are your three favourite snacks?
Nachos. I dunno, I don’t have three favourite snacks. That’s 2 too many. Quesadillas. Nuts.
What is your favourite breakfast?
Eggs Benedict
What is your favourite lunch?
Ohh, could also be nachos. Hmm. Fresh made sandwich in sour dough. Baguette.
With what filling?
Pastrami, cheese, lettuce, tomato. That’s it. Maybe some mushrooms.
What is your favourite dinner?
Pho (Omitting his original answer because it was rude and this is a family friendly blog. Actually omitting a few of his answers for tat reason. Cheeky boy.)
What are your three all time favourite foods?
Lobster. Um. Can’t go pasta crab chowder. Possibly just crab. And a good bolognaise.
What is your favourite thing specifically cooked by me?
You cook far too many things for me to be able to answer that. I don’t know. I really don’t know.
I was sure I knew the answer to that. You surprise me.
Bolognaise? I think you’ve cooked other things that were better. I just can’t remember them.
Now I’m dying of curiosity. I need to know what they were.
(silence and a blank look)
Um. Yeah. No
Get back to me if you remember any?
It’s not if I remember it’s if I work it out?
Well of you work it out?
Yes.
What is your favourite thing not cooked by me and who is the special cook?
French onion soup. My Mum.
I knew you were going to say that.
You think I’m really spunky don’t you?
What’s the next question?
That is the next question.
You didn’t ask the kids that.
I know, they’re different interviews.
You’re fishing. That’s a leading question.
I know. So you think I’m spunky don’t you?
I think you’re pretty
Why did the chicken cross the road?
‘Cos it was going to get cooked.
Thank you for your time.
Whatever.
Phew. At least the Bread Winner is more evolved than the Ankle Biters. That’s a relief. But I’m burning to know what his favourite thing I cook is.
